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Helpful Hints: How to get all the gas out of your lawn mower before winter.
Be sure to do this before the weather changes and penalizes you.
Drain or siphon every valuable drop you can get out of it.
Find a repulsive nasty disgusting decadent rag.
Tie the vile rag around the dead-man safety handle.
Start the engine and let it run unattended.
With the foul rag running things you can ignore your previous commitments.
Be sure to check in once in awhile, maybe when you are dumping your garbage.
At some point the mower runs out of gas and you can retire it.
Time spent becoming 100% empty is based on engine performance and remaining gas.
Remember, the more you siphon off in the beginning the less you have to get rid of.
Don't let the fact that you co-own the mower with others deter you, you own the most.
Feel free to take any parts off the mower you want or think you may need later.
Though you have no respect for the other owners it's still best if you sneak the parts you want.
Don't worry if the mower quits running because of the parts you stole, you don't have to deal with it.
When you master this with your mower you are ready to run your own Tom Hamblen scam.
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